“Greetings! The Minderizer 3000 is at the Docks and Captain Rockhopper needs our help! We’ll have to go inside his mind to save it.
This will be one of the strangest landscapes we’ve ever explored, but at least the captain’s emotions will be guiding us. That’s right, inside his mind you can meet Joy, Anger, Fear, Disgust, and Sadness! Joy was a positively exuberant guide in Rockhopper’s mind. She told me our piratical pal lost his core memories and won’t be back to normal until they’re returned.
These core memories are extremely important to everyone’s personality. I would love to study what memories made an impression on Rockhopper. For instance, why does he have such a peculiar diet? But, we’ll need to collect them first, and that means venturing into Imagination Land, Loot Island, and other parts of Captain Rockhopper’s mind.
Onward for science! Or is that inward…?
-Gary the Gadget Guy”